潮汕方言笑话

金石人 · 发表于 2008-6-9 20:25:47

牛屎堂        有个人欲去牛屎堂（地方名）,路门哩唔熟。行到牛屎堂乡内.睇着路边有一个阿叔多块牵牛,就大大声问担:喂,牛屎堂个多地块啊.阿叔睇着人问路无名无姓，声喉哩散死父大，听着火就夺。手掠起牛尾，指着牛脚仓应伊呾.在紫块. 剁豆官       某乡有个人，呾话哩大舌。有一日欲出去买二块豆官来食。多内块散无细盘仔好拿去错（装）豆官，就拿了一个大盘到圩上去. 行到豆官铺面头前。个盘放落去到就个豆官铺个老板呾：剁，剁，剁，剁。。。。豆官铺老板听着就掂剁剁剁，伊呾一次，哩就剁一下。无想到伊散掂掂剁无歇。豆官铺老板看着个盘酱大个，哩干做伊唔知着欲剁辱齐（多少）也就掂也剁无歇。。做知最后等伊话担了正知伊是欲担....剁剁剁二块豆官。 论   里       许响时，有个后生仔欲行去仙窖度，等伊行到揭阳官溪许块，多路块看着有个老伯头帝顶斗笠，背着伊多田块挽草。就亏嘴个伊问路：“喂，老兄啊，紫块咩到仙窖渡反有辱痕（多远）。”啊老伯侧目辣去到看着问路个是个二十敲岁个后生仔，散叫伊做啊老兄，心想：紫个后生仔欲个人问路反紫块午型，着掠伊来巴钼（玩）下，就呾：“你是多问我猛，紫块咩到仙窖渡还着行家五六千步块。”后生仔听着怪浪：就担：“咩个啊，五、六千步，路甲有人论步个啊，门个是论里个！” 啊老伯一听，知伊中计，回过头个依呾：“欲论理啊？论理，论理你哩着叫我做阿伯”。<IMG id=paperPicArea1 style="DISPLAY: none; POSITION: relative" src="http://imgcache.qq.com/ac/qzone_v4/b.gif"><DIV class="mode_sign showsign" id=verySign style="DISPLAY: none"> </DIV><DIV class="comment_pages top_pages" id=pageNavigator style="DISPLAY: none"> </DIV><DIV class=all_delete id=starDeleteComDiv style="DISPLAY: none"><

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金石人 · 发表于 2008-6-9 20:28:55

爆强的潮汕笑话,潮汕人过来顶下<IMG src="http://www.czrbbs.com/images/Emotions/12.gif">

娉婷 · 发表于 2008-6-10 16:51:09

看得好辛苦！

独行孤舟 · 发表于 2008-6-11 18:21:21

mimosa · 发表于 2008-6-14 18:38:40

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>看得真辛苦！<

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>字也太小了点吧！<

> <

>嘻嘻……<

>以后字要放大点知道吗？要不然近视的人会更加近视，不近视的人会看得头晕加近视。<

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金石人 · 发表于 2008-6-10 18:33:10

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><blockquote><img border=0 src=images/icon-quote.gif> 娉婷: 看得好辛苦！</blockquote><

>不会吧.看来各个地方的方言差别还挺大的.<

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金石人 · 发表于 2008-6-15 00:46:50

<blockquote><img border=0 src=images/icon-quote.gif> mimosa: <

>看得真辛苦！<

> <

>字也太小了点吧！<

> <

>嘻嘻……<

>以后字要放大点知道吗？要不然近视的人会更加近视，不近视的人会看得头晕加近视。<

> <

></blockquote><

>谨听教诲,谢谢斑竹了.以后发贴会把字体弄大点的呵呵....

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